23 Insane Sex Related Queries You Have To See To Believe

It's really because of things like this that the government should sincerely consider better sex education classes in schools. If sex were a game, these guys would've won it eons back.

1. This man lost interest in his wife, and found the missing spark... in a goat.

2. Maybe he should be worried about pregnancy issues.

3. A microwaved banana, must be an IIN graduate.

4. Heat of the moment, he says. Hope he got his period the following month.

5. The wife likes a bit of role reversal. That's fine, as long as he takes the lingerie off before going to work.

6. How big, and in what angle should a vagina be for something to accidentally fall in it?

7. You know what's disturbing? This couple could be anywhere preparing your next cup of tea. 

8. The cheapest face cream ever!

9. Ever been unsure of your partner? Try a penicure!

10. 40 strokes does make a difference, especially when you're so used to number crunching.

11. This guy is a master thief for not getting caught for 15 years!

12. Some people just want to be God.

13. What? Where did people hear that from?

14. First things first, he's not talking about his friend. He's talking about himself. More importantly, why did he not think of wiping it off?

15. If only there was an ejaculation test in the Olympic games.

16. You have to give brownie points for imagination here.

17. Remember when we would try to outsmart the teacher in school?

18. That escalated quickly.

19. Some questions are better left unasked. 

20. Okay, so eating and sleeping are out of the window here because, masturbation. Secondly, wifey has a lot of stamina.

21. Epic answer.

22. A bonus of dingbats.

23. And now for the one query that'll change your life. Well, it did change his!

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Here's A Map Of The Most Popular Sports In India And It's Spot On

India and sports go hand in hand. And, no we aren't just talking about cricket here. There are other sports like hockey, wrestling and shooting that are popular in India. And then there are ones that you'll find only here.

Confused?

Don't worry, here's a state wise map, highlighting the sport that is popular in that state. We bet you'll be surprised.  

According to this map, tennis is popular in Tamil Nadu. This may be because the best Indian tennis players including Mahesh Bhupathi, Ramesh Krishnan and Amritraj brothers, belong to Chennai. And obviously Tamil Nadu is where the Chennai Open takes place.

MSD - Mahendra Singh Dhoni is popular in Jharkhand, while West Bengal is all about Dadagiri. 

Counter Strike is popular in Jammu and Kashmir while is Minecraft is popular in Chhattisgarh. However, we think the most appropriate depiction is for Punjab, where Hockey is most popular. Do you agree? 

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Wow! These Bollywood And Hollywood Celebs Could Be Twins

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Well, who would've thunk?! These celebrities look like bichde bhai (or behens) separated at the Kumbh Mela. Some of the similarities will indeed stun you! Warning: Serious drool alert ahead.

1. Hrithik Roshan - Bradley Cooper

2. Katrina Kaif - Cobie Smulders

3. Aamir Khan - Tom Hanks

4. Hrishitaa Bhatt - Alyssa Milano

5. Emraan Hashmi - Colin Farrell

6. Dia Mirza - Anne Hathaway

7. Tusshar Kapoor - Phillip Rhys

8. Parineeti Chopra - Hayden Panettiere

9. Indraneil Sengupta - Jeff Goldblum

and also...

10. Kareena Kapoor - Paris Hilton

11. Kunal Khemu - Heath Ledger

12. Priyanka Chopra - Eva Mendes

13. John Abraham - Antonio Banderas

14. Pooja Batra - Debra Messing

15. Dev Anand - Gregory Peck

16. Rakhi Sawant - Haifa Wehbe

17. Akshay Kumar - Tom Cruise

18. Preity Zinta - Drew Barrymore

19. Shahid Kapoor - Zach Braff

20. Esha Gupta and Angelina Jolie

21. Sanjay Kapoor - Liev Schreiber

22. Karishma Kapoor – Lauren Goodger

23. Shiney Ahuja - Edgar Ramirez Arellano

24. Asin - Kayla Ewell

25. Rahul Khanna - Nicolas Cage

26. Bipasha Basu - Sophia Loren

27. Sanjay Dutt - Jean Reno

28. Sonali Kulkarni - Halle Berry

29. Shammi Kapoor - Elvis Presley

Think we missed out on any? Let us know in the comments below!

बँकेच्या रांगेत उभं राहण्याचा वेळ वाचवणारं अॅप लॉन्च

मुंबई : देशातील सर्वात मोठी बँक भारतीय स्टेट बँकेने एक नवीन मोबाईल अॅप लाँच केले आहे. या अॅपद्वारे ग्राहकांचा बँकेत गेल्यानंतर रांगेत उभं राहण्याचा वेळ वाचणार असल्याचा दावा बँकेचा आहे.

       

 'स्टेट बँके ऑफ इंडिया नो क्यू' असे या नव्याने लाँच केलेल्या मोबाईल अॅपचे नाव आहे. यामुळे ग्राहकांचा अमूल्य वेळ वाचू शकेल, असा दावा भारतीय स्टेट बँकेने केला आहे. भारतीय स्टेट बँकेच्या चेअरपर्सन अरुंधती भट्टाचार्य यांनी मुंबईत हे अॅप लाँच केले.

बँकेने काढलेल्या परिपत्रकात म्हटले आहे की, या अॅपच्या मदतीने बँकेचे ग्राहक भारतीय स्टेट बँकेच्या काही निवडक शाखांमध्ये विविध सेवांची आणि त्या घेण्यासाठी लागणाऱ्या वेळाची माहिती करुन घेऊ शकतात. ग्राहकांना रांगेत उभं राहण्याची गरज भासणार नाही. बँकेच्या सर्व कारभारांचा समावेश या अॅपमध्ये केला गेला आहे.



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हवाई जहाज में लोग अक्‍सर करते हैं ये बेवकूफियां

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हवाईजहाज में सफर करते हुए अपना कई लोग स्टेटस दिखाने की हर संभव कोशिश करते हैं। इसका नतीजा यह होता है कि वे दूसरों की निजता तो भंग करते ही हैं साथ ही अपनी हर बात दूसरों के कानों तक पहुंचाने की भरसक कोशिश भी करते हैं। यहां हम हवाईजहाज में लोगों द्वारा की जाने वाली कुछ बेवकूफियों की चर्चा कर रहे हैं।

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  फ्लाईट अटेंडेंट के साथ बदतमीजी

  
  
  
  
  
  
  अकसर फ्लाईटों में देखा जाता है कि एयरहोस्टेस को अपनी ओर आकर्षित करने के लिए कुछ पैसेंजर कुछ न कुछ ऊलजुलूल हरकत अवश्य करता है। यही नहीं उन्हें बार बार बुलाकर उनका समय भी बर्बाद करता है। इतने में ही लोगों की बेवकूफियां खत्म नहीं होतीं। वे यहां से वहां अपने काम के चलते चल रही एयरहोस्टेस को कभी कभी पैर लगाने की कोशिश करते हैं तो कभी उन पर कमेंट भी मारते हैं। ये ऐसी हरकते हैं जो सिर्फ बेवकूफियां नहीं बल्कि लोगों की बदतमीजियां हैं।
  
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  सीट की पाकेट में मौजूद चीजों से छेड़छाड़

  हो सकता है कि प्लेन में आपका पहला सफर है। इसलिए हर चीज आपके लिए नई नई है। लेकिन क्या इसका मतलब है कि आप चीजों से इस तरह छेड़छाड़ करें मानों कभी देखा ही न हो। अकसर हवाईजहाज में सफर करने वालों को ये बेवकूफी करते देखा गया है। हर कोई यह जानने को आतुर रहता है कि सीट की पाकेट में क्या रखा है? उसे हाथ लगाने से क्या होता है? कहीं उसके अंदर कुछ ऐसी चीज तो नहीं छिपी जिसे कभी न देखा गया हो? वगैरह-वगैरह। प्लेन की सीट में रखी चीजों के साथ लोग इस तरह पेश आते हैं मानों वे छोटे बच्चे हैं।
  
  
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  इमर्जेंसी गेट से छेड़छाड़

  अब भला इमर्जेंसी गेट से छेड़छाड़ की क्या जरूरत है? प्लेन में बैठते ही स्पष्ट हिदायत दी जाती है कि प्लेन में आपातकाल स्थिति में इमर्जेंसी गेट का इस्तेमाल कर सकते हैं। लेकिन भला उड़ती फ्लाइट में इससे छेड़छाड़ कर क्या हासिल हो जाएगा? कुछ नहीं वरन लोगों की नजर में आप संदिग्ध आदमी के रूप में सामने आ सकते हैं।
  
  
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  जोर जोर से बात करना

  हम घर में भी तेज बात करने से बचते हैं कि कोई हमारी बातें सुन न ले। लेकिन फ्लाईट में यह नोटिस किया गया है कि हर कोई अपने स्टेटस को जगजाहिर करने को व्याकुल रहता है। इसलिए तेज बात करने से पीछे नहीं हटता। जबकि इस तरह की बेवकूफी से कोई आपकी ओर आकर्षित तो नहीं होता वरन आप दूसरों के लिए फ्लाईट का सफर दर्दभरा बना देते हैं।यूं तो फ्लाईट में फोन पर बात न करना ही समझदारी है। लेकिन अगर आप फोन पर बात कर ही रहे हैं तो क्या दूसरों को सुनाना भी जरूरी है? नहीं। बावजूद इसके कुछ लोग ऐसे हैं जो फोन पर न सिर्फ चिल्लाते हैं बल्कि दूसरों के मान-सम्मान का लिहाज न करते हुए अपशब्दों का भी इस्तेमाल करते हैं।
  
  
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  कूड़ा दूसरों की सीट पर फेंकना

  बस, ट्रेन, मेट्रो। इन तमाम जगहों को तो हम किसी कूड़ेघर की तरह ट्रीट करते हैं। लेकिन क्या एयरप्लेन में भी ऐसा किया जाना सही है? हालांकि ऐसा करना कहीं भी सही नहीं है। लेकिन फ्लाईट में खा पीकर छिलका, कागज, रैपर आदि दूसरों की सीटों के नीचे फेंककर आप अपनी ही बेवकूफी का परिचय दे रहे हैं। अतः ऐसा न करें।
  
  
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Nripendra Narayan

Nripendra Narayan (4 October 1862–18 September 1911)

Nripendra Narayan  

Nripendra Narayan    (4 October 1862–18 September 1911) was Maharaja of princely state of Koch Bihar, India from 1863 till 1911. Nripendra Narayan was only ten months old when his father Narendra Narayan died in 1863. He was crowned as the king in the same year. Since he was still an infant the administration was handed over to the Commissioner appointed by the British Governor General. He studied at Wards Institute at Benaras, thereafter, at Bankipur College, Patna and lastly law at Presidency College, Calcutta. In 1878 he married Suniti Devi, a daughter of Keshab Chandra Sen of Calcutta. Immediately after marriage he left for England for higher studies. He banned the practice of slave-keeping (Kritadas Pratha) in his State by introducing a law in 1884. In the year 1888, for the betterment of higher studies in his own state, he established the Victoria College now known as A.B.N. Seal College. Further, in the name of his queen,Suniti Devi, he set up a girls school called Suniti College in 1881 which was later named Suniti Academy. In 1883 he constructed the Nripendra Narayan Hall in Jalpaiguri city and in 1887 granted land for the construction of the Lewis Jubilee Sanitarium in Darjeeling. He also established the India Club at Calcutta in 1882. He also established the Anandamayi Dharmasala for distribution of free foods for poor at Cooch Behar in 1889. He founded in Cooch Behar, the botanical garden -Narendra Narayan Park in 1892. He was also the first president of Calcutta Club founded in 1907. Nripendra died at the English coastal resort of Bexhill-on-Sea in September 1911. His funeral took place in Bexhill on 21 September 1911.

Ugro Tara Temple

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 Ugro Tara Temple

 Ugro Tara Temple

            Ugro Tara Temple is a temple dedicated to Tara located in the western side of Jor Pukhury tanks in the heart of Guwahati city in the Latasil locality in Northeast India. The Ugratara Temple in Uzan Bazaar in the eastern part of Guwahati, Assam is an important Sakti shrine. Legend has it that the navel of Sati, first consort of Shiva, is related to this temple. Ugratara in Assam is generally identified with Tiksna-Kanta, Eka-Jata, etc., of the Buddhist pantheon. The present temple of Ugra Tara was built by Ahom King Siva Singha in 1725 AD who had excavated a tank three years before. The tank, known as Jorepukhuri, is situated to the east of the temple. The tank still exists, though the upper section of the temple was destroyed by a devastating earthquake. In the garbhagriha of Ugra Tara there is no image or idol of her. A small pit filled with water is considered as the Goddess. The temple of Ugra Tara is small and beautiful to view. There is a Shivalaya beside Ugra Tara temple and a pond behind both temples.

The Rudreswar Temple or Devaloya

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The Rudreswar Temple or Devaloya

The Rudreswar Temple

          The Rudreswar Temple or Devaloya is a temple dedicated to Lord Shiva in the village of Rudreswar, under Sila Sindhurighopa Mouza on northern bank of the river Brahmaputra, in Guwahati. Built in 1749 CE by Ahom king Pramatta Singha, in memory of his father Swargadeo Rudra Singha. In the latter part of his reign, Swargadeo Rudra Singha announced his desire to expand Assam westward as far as the river Karatoya in present day West Bengal and Bangladesh, which was considered the frontier of the ancient Kamarupa kingdom. Some sources also indicate that his ambition was to include a portion of the sacred Ganga river within his domain. Since Bengal was under the rule of theMughals, he began to prepare for a massive military expedition against the Mughal Empire. An army of approximately 400,000 soldiers gathered in Guwahati, in which various tribes from the hills and plains came together, including the king of Cachar and the king of Jaintia from present day Meghalaya. His efforts were in vain. Before his preparations were completed he was seized with a mortal illness and died in August 1714 in his camp at Guwahati. 

His body was taken to Charaideo, in present day Sivasagar District, for burial as per ancient Tai-Ahom custom. According to some sources, Rudra Singha was cremated according to Hindu customs in North Guwahati, while some denote only one of his small fingers was burnt in this way. His second son, Pramatta Singha, after ascending to the throne, decided to construct in Guwahati a temple to Lord Shiva in memory of his father. The site of his father's death was selected for the construction of the temple. The temple was completed in 1749. After the completion of the temple, Pramatta Singha established a Shiva Linga in the temple and named it Rudreswar Shiva Linga, after his father Swargadeo Rudra Singha. The temple was named Rudreswar Devalaya and hence the village on which the temple was constructed is also known as Rudreswar. The king made arrangements for priests and people to maintain the temple and a donated large area of land in the name of the temple. The temple was constructed using the architectural design of both Ahom and Mughals. The design of the temple is an imitation of the Mughal mausoleum. The temple has underground chambers whose entrances are present at the front side of the temple. The Manikut (literally the jewel hut) or the chamber where the Shiva linga was present, is constructed above the underground chambers. Drainage system along with air ventilation system can also be seen in the structure of the temple. The temple was surrounded by a brick wall from all sides. The wall had two stone inscriptions of Ahom period which are presently preserved in museum. There is pond near the temple which is known as Konwari pukhuri or pond for the princess. According to local people, the pond was used for bathing by the queens and princesses of Ahom king Rudra Singha when he was camping here for the military expedition of Bengal and hence the pond got its name. After the fall of Ahom Kingdom and establishment of British rule in Assam, the temple lost much of its lands and other privileges. It suffered greatly in the massive earthquakes that hit Assam in the year 1897 CE and 1950 CE. The temple's upper structure suffered tremendous damage. The temple came under the preservation of Archaeological Society of India (ASI) and the Government of Assam is also taking several steps for the restoration of the temple but still the construction is not yet complete.

Maharaja Shri Sir Jitendra Narayan Bhup Bahadur

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Maharaja Shri Sir Jitendra Narayan Bhup Bahadur 

                          Maharaja Shri Sir Jitendra Narayan Bhup Bahadur KCSI (20 December 1886 – 20 December 1922) was Maharaja of Cooch-Behar, in India from September 1913 until his death in December 1922. Jitendra Narayan was the second son of Nripendra Narayan and Suniti Devi of Cooch Behar and was known as Maharajkumar Victor. He was married to Indira Raje, who was the daughter of Maharaja Sayajirao Gaekwad III and Maharani Chimnabai ofBaroda State. He was father of two sons Jagaddipendra Narayan, Indrajitendra Narayan and three daughters, Ila Devi, Gayatri Devi & Menaka Devi. He established Nripendra Narayan Memorial High School in the year 1916.